I Know I'm not being original here, but if I don't do it someone else will do it.
The Marmite Moterway, my advice, throw one up it
The puckered starfish, throw one up it.
If you think you are as not bent as a nine bob note, you are welcome to borrow my industrial wellington boots.
I've had serious relations with more sheep, called BARBARRAH by the way
I can'nt even remember the original question.
Where the fuc* is my glasses?
Thats just what you need, a ******* loon with a syringe and a scalpel going 'happy face angry face happy face angry face happy face angry face cry cry happy face'!!!!!!!!Tell her to **** off down to the woods so she can chase squirrels