Joining parras at 32

Ok after yet another row with me mum over nothing im decidong join army. Prob parrachute regimennt. Thing is am i too old at 32? Would it be ok doing the training like would i be accepted and would there be others my age. My mum and dad is pretty much kicking me out now so i need join asap. They have sold half my gaming stuff and telly so i got not much money either or much to sell. How long would it take start at the training camp from day i go in to sigm? Also am stuck in no turning back as soon as i sign or after i finish basic?

Or wind up even.
Piss, piss, poor attempt.
Seeing as you cant spell Paras correctly, you will go a long way..... preferably to the hole for a shit wind up.

Take no notice of these tossers, mate. My dad's joining up, and he is in his 70s. Maybe you two will be in the same room. And there's a few old ex-Arnhem veterans down my local Legion club are talking about rejoining as they miss the cameraderie, and only did one parachute jump in their career.
Been playing too much Call of Duty have we? Think video games are real do we? Mummy and Daddy fed up with you scrounging? Parrots might have you, not the Parachute Regiment I'm sorry to say.
And I thought the schools went back yesterday?
They did, apart from the teachers who seem to be having an INSET day...