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Joining ARRSE - terms and conditions

#1
Having just been lurking the here the last few months, I have decided to take the plunge and enlist as a member. On starting the process I need to agree to the terms and conditions of the site, which I quickly look at and agree to.

From my short time visiting the site I would have thought that a minimum of one of the following should be included in each post.

You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned (and your service provider being informed).

Made me chuckle anyway
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
What's with the Avatar? Are you from Bridgend? Inbred cunt!!
 
#3
B_AND_T said:
What's with the Avatar? Are you from Bridgend? Inbred cunt!!
A-frayed - so
 
#4
A_Frayed_Knot said:
Having just been lurking the here the last few months, I have decided to take the plunge and enlist as a member. On starting the process I need to agree to the terms and conditions of the site, which I quickly look at and agree to.

From my short time visiting the site I would have thought that a minimum of one of the following should be included in each post.

You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned (and your service provider being informed).

Made me chuckle anyway
B_AND_T said:
What's with the Avatar? Are you from Bridgend? Inbred cunt!!
Watch what you are saying B_AND_T; that might be seen as offensive and abusive - get on with abusing yourself you fat thick gay English white disabled vertically challenged goat blowing freak or I'll break your legs!* (Did I miss anything?)

* This was only meant as an example - I in no way meant it. B_AND_T blows sheep not goats.
 
#6
Hang on! People being abused in the NAAFI is hardly noose. It's just gallows humour.
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
Please don't get hung up on the cliches please chaps. It's so unfunny, one might consider it to be a capital offense.
 
#8
There is an induction period, during which you are deemed to be a cnut.
Eventually you, like most others, prove the case.
Abuse follows naturally, in a jovial way.
No offence intended.




Thick cnut poofter ... that was for Biped, BTW, for being serious in the NAAFI
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#9
CC_TA said:
A_Frayed_Knot said:
Having just been lurking the here the last few months, I have decided to take the plunge and enlist as a member. On starting the process I need to agree to the terms and conditions of the site, which I quickly look at and agree to.

From my short time visiting the site I would have thought that a minimum of one of the following should be included in each post.

You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned (and your service provider being informed).

Made me chuckle anyway
B_AND_T said:
What's with the Avatar? Are you from Bridgend? Inbred cunt!!
Watch what you are saying B_AND_T; that might be seen as offensive and abusive - get on with abusing yourself you fat thick gay English white disabled vertically challenged goat blowing freak or I'll break your legs!* (Did I miss anything?)

* This was only meant as an example - I in no way meant it. B_AND_T blows sheep not goats.
It was never proven. Anyway shagged your sister recently?
 
#10
What rubbish, ARRSE would not be anythig without a bit - sorry, large amounts - of abuse, vulgarity, slander and all the rest
 
#11
You're just jealous because I get to milk my hot droplets all over kidnapped childrens faces every evening.

Cunt.
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#13
Praetorian said:
You're just jealous because I get to milk my hot droplets all over kidnapped childrens faces every evening.

Cunt.
Fucking cocksucking liar. You do it in the mornings as well (and it's ruining my hair)
 
#14
Holdfast said:
Knot to be out done I believe you are all cnuts. Well some of you any way. :D
I'll be disappointed if you don't mean me.
 
#15
B_AND_T said:
Praetorian said:
You're just jealous because I get to milk my hot droplets all over kidnapped childrens faces every evening.

Cunt.
Fucking cocksucking liar. You do it in the mornings as well (and it's ruining my hair)
I know, I just love milking it while I get a certain individual who was kidnapped in Spain to tongue my hoop.
 
#16
Praetorian said:
B_AND_T said:
Praetorian said:
You're just jealous because I get to milk my hot droplets all over kidnapped childrens faces every evening.

Cunt.
Fucking cocksucking liar. You do it in the mornings as well (and it's ruining my hair)
I know, I just love milking it while I get a certain individual who was kidnapped in Spain to tongue my hoop.
What you have Spanishdave as a hostage?
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
He invited 153 of them spaniards around for a BBQ the other day, looked what happened then.
 
#19
B_AND_T said:
He invited 153 of them spaniards around for a BBQ the other day, looked what happened then.
I know. I like using a crispy hand to wank me off.
 
#20
B_AND_T said:
What's with the Avatar? Are you from Bridgend? Inbred cunt!!
No, not from Bridgend, sorry old son!

The avatar is a noose, which I think is also a knot, my screen name is A Frayed Knot (a play on the words 'afraid not', but I expect you missed that as well), so you see there is a link which can be seen by someone with more than a dozen brain cells, but not you it would appear.

Anyway, I shall take it as you form of welcoming me officially to this web site and say thank you. I'll let you get back to sucking your wife's c0ck for the time being but no doubt will hear back in the future from you.
 

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