Joing the Army

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by happybonzo, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
    On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.
    On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.
    On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.