In light of all the recent new members to ARRSE some of which may be civilians, I would like to point out how much better the AMS is than the NHS. In the NHS, apart from General Medical Practitioners (for now), the pay is sh*t! NHS hospitals are run by w*nkers who have no idea or interest in delivering health care! NHS hospital facilities for staff are down right degrading and the food is sh*t! The only facade of niceness in NHS hospitals are these new patient centred shopping malls with coffee shops, WHSmiths and Boots. These b*stards charge the earth to the sick and lame! Patients and workers cant park outside their hospitals because the Trusts (run by the w*nkers) have sold the car parks off to Vinci (more w*nkers) who don't give a flying f*ck about anything apart from profit! Civvy hospitals are all dirty (fact) because the bed occupancy rates (due to overcrowding) prevent effective cleaning! Many civvies are afraid of the physical exercise involved with military training! Doing a military fitness test is FAR less painful than getting anally rogered by the w*nkers and their centrally imposed targets! Simple join the Army (or RN or RAF if you must?) and have some fun. You'll work hard, yes! You'll be called a c*nt sometimes but never treated like one! You'll be arrested by monkeys but not forced to work alongside one because the NHS pays peanuts. The NHS is dull. The NHS is targets, targets, targets! The Army also has targets but you are obliged to hit these with the bullet from a rifle rather than selling your soul or sweating blood! JOIN THE ARMY...............Work hard and have a laugh! End of!