Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Dec 31, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Johnny's mum and dad are up in the loft getting down all the presents they had hidden there, when they come upon one that they had forgotten about from last year.

    That's a shame says Dad, Johnny would have loved that puppy!
  2. Thought it was going to be a sick joke about ejaculating on your kids presents per gift.

    Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.