Johnny Rotten gets bitten by a flea...

[blackmetallic]

... on his pecker

Woke up one morning, looks down on his penis and sees that a flea has bitten it. Yeah, right

John Lydon bitten by a flea on his penis after taking in squirrels - Tribune Content Agency (November 22, 2020)

John Lydon has been bitten by a flea on his penis. The Sex Pistols rocker has been attacked by the small parasitic bugs, which have left itchy bites all over his body, including his nether regions. He said: “I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f****** flea bite on it. …

tribunecontentagency.com

 

[Ortholith]

Don't touch tree rats. Problem solved.

 

[Lardbeast]

Shouldn't be a problem once they're peeled and roasted. Similar to cane rats, I should think.

 

[Mike Barton]

Don't touch tree rats. Problem solved.

Rats with good PR, someone once described them to me as.

 

[JackSofty]

Grey squirrels are delicious, the flesh is softer and sweeter than bunny. Stick them in pies and problem solved.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

 

[A signaller]

Having spent the last 30+ years trying with moderate success to cull the bloody destructive little sods from digging holes in my garden, raiding the birds nests , and ripping the shit out of the feeders that we have provided for the many wild birds in our modest garden, its beyond any sane comprehension why anyone would want to befriend these little bastards, they carry a pox which is lethal to red squirrels, and how the feck do you catch and tame the little shits. My trusty .22 has accounted for many of the little feckers, about 1 a week.

Anybody who thinks they can be tamed and are house pets, deserve all the grief and pain. Hairy Tree rats, nothing more.

 

[DemsMaShoes]

... on his pecker

Woke up one morning, looks down on his penis and sees that a flea has bitten it. Yeah, right

John Lydon bitten by a flea on his penis after taking in squirrels - Tribune Content Agency (November 22, 2020)

John Lydon has been bitten by a flea on his penis. The Sex Pistols rocker has been attacked by the small parasitic bugs, which have left itchy bites all over his body, including his nether regions. He said: “I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f****** flea bite on it. …

tribunecontentagency.com

...and LO!, he has a book coming out.
(Anyone know if the fleas survived the bites?)

 

[AULD_SWEAT]

 

[bob_the_bomb]

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[CatsEyes]

He di

...and LO!, he has a book coming out.
(Anyone know if the fleas survived the bites?)

He didn't go for the classic lie taken by many faded "celebrities" to generate book publicity, that he was sexually abused as a child then?

 

[JackSofty]

Just sexually abused by squirrels and parasitic insects.


Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds

 

[Lardbeast]

Does getting your knob nibbled count as abuse or pleasure?

 

[WALT]

I found a tick munching on my knob a few years back. I wasn't best pleased.
And no, I don't have a book coming out.

 

[RBMK]

Think of the poor fleas.

What have they done to deserve being infected by Johnny Rotten's blood?

 

[MoleBath]

Having spent the last 30+ years trying with moderate success to cull the bloody destructive little sods from digging holes in my garden, raiding the birds nests , and ripping the shit out of the feeders that we have provided for the many wild birds in our modest garden, its beyond any sane comprehension why anyone would want to befriend these little bastards, they carry a pox which is lethal to red squirrels, and how the feck do you catch and tame the little shits. My trusty .22 has accounted for many of the little feckers, about 1 a week.

Anybody who thinks they can be tamed and are house pets, deserve all the grief and pain. Tree rats, nothing more.

If they get under the eaves and into a roof space a tray of warfarin will be readily consumed (speaking theoretically of course)

 

[Provost]

I found a tick munching on my knob a few years back. I wasn't best pleased.

You need to take your affection wherever you find it.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

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[bob_the_bomb]

They sell ‘rat on a stick’ in Cambodia.

Only organic rats, from the rice paddies.

It’s on my bucket list.

 

[johnboyzzz]

Ah that old excuse, we had someone use one when we came back from Fort Lewis in the US in the 80's

 

[Gabion Groyne]

If they get under the eaves and into a roof space a tray of warfarin will be readily consumed (speaking theoretically of course)

I assume this would also theoretically work on bats?