Couple of TV commentators got raked over the PC coals for suggesting the John Wier was so high up the Olympic skating ladder cause he was -erm - lighter on his feet than most... Caught a bit of his show - sorry, competition, on the news.. won't quibble about his skills at doing some of the twirls and jumps, but, OMG!! [ to use current vernacular ] those outfits.. Then it hit me.. I've never seen him and Lady GaGa together...and the moves seem eerily similar... thank the gods it was only a news clip and not the whole routine before my eyes.. I had to switch over to Hockey to increase my testosterone levels again... speedskating is a bit difficult to watch, what with the guys all shrinkwrapped and in spooning positions as they whip round the ice.. still, the womens' luge/skeleton competitions are something.. fit babes with their bums up or legs akimbo, lying down and speeding toward you all tied up in colourful skin tight wrappings.. excuse me..