John Paul 2 - The peoples pontiff

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    He's polish, He's got a balcony, He's got the shakes, He's about to peg it

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    "Suck it, you might like it."

    "No honestly it's that big, my son."



    I'm going straight to hell for this one :twisted:
     
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  3. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

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    To the tune of 'The Music Man':

    "I can do the Dambusters, Dambusters, Dambusters"
     
  4. "Here why dont you come over here and suck your mummy's cock"
     
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    With a little Astroglide, I'll be able to get my whole hand in and you won't feel a thing.
     
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  7. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

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    "...and that, kids, is how hamsters can be used to predict earthquakes. Now, who wants some of daddies special white sauce?" :twisted:


    or...

    "pull my finger, go on you know want to!"
     
  8. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

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    "Ok I'll forgive your dad for shooting me if he just bumps off Dave Allen"
     
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    Quick Kids!! My head is falling off. Catch it...
     
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    "One day, all this will be yours"


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    "So Cardinal, could the Da Vinci code be a problem"
     
  11. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

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    "One day, all this will be yours"

    "What, the balcony?"



    With acknowledgments to Monty Python
     
  12. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

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    "...and if you squeeze your hands together quickly, it sounds just like a fart..."
     
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    "Go on baby, call me daddy"
     
  14. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

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    "...and while you're down there..."
     
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    "Faster, faster, I'm nearly there"