John McCririck's guide to dating

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Agent_Smith, Jan 7, 2005.

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  1. That sounds like a good night in the NAAFI!!!:p

    I almost flooded my seat when i heard that (not that i watched it!! 8O after all, there is caprice and bridgite nielson with a good chance of some nakedness :twisted: )

    agent smith
  2. Here's some niff-naff and trivia. John McCririck's wife's name is "Booby". True.
  3. And I've just been told his dog is called "Double D" because of his predilection for big thruppenies.
  4. Next we'll find out he has pet names for his todger and nads 8O

    agent smith
  5. What man doesn't??
  6. but do you have names for your golden orbs and hairy oyster?? :D

    agent smith
  7. I've said this before, but John McCririck is top on my list for a major, post-exercise, two-fisted skiffing: one down each stupid buggers grip.

    Let me at him...
  8. Oooohhh.... I can smell it already!

    that would be a MAJOR skiff as the detritus would surely stick to his side lappers!!! 8O

    agent smith