That is the No.4 Tie!!! It was hotly contested when the subject of ties was first raised and ultimately overuled. The two ties that are available, the city and country versions are the 'official' ARRSE ties.
What's wrong wi snorting bleach B n T? Too early? The sun is over the yard arm somewhere or at its meridian somewhere on the planet.
And WW you're right. I've been down wi the flu for the past week, a lot better now but slept like a winter bear. Hence body clock out of synch and wide awake watching BBC2 last night over the laptop as I played Solitaire.