Jogging is Dangerous!!!

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  1. Always thought it was dangerous, more so if your 18, in Australia & don't carry gps, map or a compass!

    The British backpacker who went missing in the Australian Outback for more than three days survived by drinking contact lens solution, his mother has said. Samuel Woodhead, 18, disappeared on Tuesday after he set out for a jog from a cattle station in Queensland. But the chance discovery of packets of lenses in his rucksack - put there by his father, Peter - kept him going in the scorching heat.
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fascinating. Did his Mummy say anything else?

    Can we have a forum where we post stuff about stupid cunts who end up in the Daily Mail with their Mummy's?
  3. Theres a lesson to be learnt there. Always have contact lens solution with you.
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  4. Goatrutar, you missed one. Pay more attention next time.
  5. How many contact lenses did his dad put in?
  6. Jogging? What's that then?
  7. Fuck me far did he bloody run? I know Australia is big but surely he should have had the sense to turn round and go back...and if he was carrying a rucksack (for jogging?) then why was the Muppet not carrying an water in it?

    It is only a temporary reprieve I think...Darwin doesn't usually miss twice.

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  8. It is only a temporary reprieve I think...Darwin doesn't usually miss twice.

    Looks like he missed Darwin by miles.

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  9. Since this is the NAAFI, and Napier thinks his mum has great boobs, I can post a piccy, thusly;

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  10. The expression snake with tits comes to mind ... I'm sure she's a lovely woman really.
  11. I'm available if she's in need of er...consoling.
  12. Mate, it's a big country and I can't be everywhere at once.

    But it's all good, one of my colleagues will no doubt catch up with him later.

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  13. Anyone who travels to Australia on their gap year is posh cunt and deserves to die in the outback. I hope he got fucked by a kangaroo.