Joey Barton Gets a Kicking!

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  1. Controversial Premier League footballer Joey Barton has been punched in the face outside a gay bar.
    The Queens Park Rangers midfielder was involved in a fight with two men after leaving Garlands in Liverpool city centre. A picture of the incident has been circulated on Twitter, apparently showing a shirtless Barton being held back by police and a woman, believed to be his girlfriend Georgia McNeil.

    But the footballer, a prolific tweeter himself with more than 1.5million followers, has made no mention of the incident on the micro-blogging website. Other celebrities took to Twitter to comment rather unkindly on the fracas. Athlete Iwan Thomas wrote: 'BREAKING NEWS Joey Barton been attacked outside nightclub.... Police looking for 450,000 suspects'. Dean Sullivan, who played Jimmy Corkhill on Channel 4 soap Brookside, posted: 'Tell me these rumours that Joey Barton got a well deserved kicking outside Garlands last night are true ??'

    Barton last used Twitter yesterday, posting comments about the Royal Family during the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations. He tweeted: 'How have Prince Charles and Philip got that many medals? Can't remember reading about their heroism anywhere... #mystery'. In another post, he wrote: 'I don't mind The Queen. She seems alright. William seems sound as does Harry. The rest, well, they just annoy me...'

    It was alleged that the footballer had to be 'physically removed' from Garlands by security staff before he was punched outside. Property entrepreneur Martin Makepeace, a friend of Garlands staff, wrote on Twitter: 'Just spoke to the lads at Garlands Liverpool who told me that Joseph Barton was physically removed from the club before the fracas outside.'

    Nobody from the club was available to confirm the events leading up to the attack
  2. It's just a shame that whoever punched him in the face wasnt wearing a knuckleduster.

    A man that stubs cigarettes out in peoples eyes, a convicted thug and banned for months from his sport for being a vicious little turd talking about heroism.

    I hope he gets testicular cancer.
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  3. That's too good for the shitstain.
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  4. I think he is just misunderstood.
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  5. I watched a program the other night where Barton was in an England starting 11.

    It was England's worst XI.
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  6. Since he's never displayed any what makes you think he has balls?
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  7. He's a gobshite of the highest order and, since he seems unaware of PTG's WW2 service in the Med and elsewhere, a cretin.
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  8. Still, at least he's not a Scouser........................................ :wink:
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  9. Smashing post.

    You were funny when you were thin.

    I actually thought the thread was about Joey Deacon.


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  10. I have so far concluded that one Joey Barton is a footballer... other than that what is this cretin known for?

    Why is he taking up bandwidth on the t'interweb... and what possesses his mind to make him think he can comment upon medals and heroism?

    Especially about Big Phil. Guarded convoys in the IO, battle of crete and other jobs in the Med, escort taks and the invasion of Scilily, and then a stint in the Pacific... it is reported he eve stoked the fires on board a troop ship as a midshipman. Prince Charles at least served in the forces for a tims.

    Was it barton's knowledge or ignorance that prevented him having a pop at Harry or Andrew? Even Wills has had his share of real heroism as an RAF Rescue pilot.

    What is barton again? A wendyball player. Well done fella.
  11. bit of a drunken thug and likes putting the boot in when playing as long as the other players don't fight back.
    served two months in jail for assualt got a suspended sentance for another assualt ands apprantly an alcoholic.
    a violent yob who can't handle the stress of having more money than god slappers throwing themselves at him etc etc.
    heart bleeds
  12. So he's a wendyballing cnut then? Nothing more.
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  13. I hope the cunt gets run over. By a steam roller.
  14. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Look on the bright side.

    His only skills seem to be as a footballer. He's coming up on thirty now - so probably only has about five more years in the top flight. After that, he's struggling for a career - and anything like his current income.

    I think we can all look forward to his inevitable descent into debt, alcoholism and the odd spell or two in prison.

    How sad...

  15. Go on my son, you'll get them 20,000 posts by the end of the long weekend.
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