Jody McIntyre speshul poetry corner

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Peter Dow Disciple, Jul 24, 2011.

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  1. I am an avid fan of poetry and apparentley so is Jody Mcintyre. I thought I would upload some of his work for all the poetry buffs on arrse.

  2. Jody McIntyre
    Throw him on a fire
    Or give a punt
    And kick him in the cunt
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  3. Self serving attention seeker,whose only use in this world would be,to throw him under the wheels of my 4x4,to give me more grip when I get stuck in the mud! :excited:
  4. I'd be fuckin' fuming if I had paid to see that just for him to come on stage pissed as a fart - he can't even hold the mike! Didn't he see Winehouse in Serbia?
  5. Please look at me I'm in a chair
    You have to look, you have to care!!
    I've really got a lot to say
    I might have a girls name but I'm not gay (I think)

    I think I take the system on
    But you just think I'm a fucking mong
    I like to think I fight the good fight
    But actually your fucking right

    I never mean to cause afront
    It's not my fault Im just a cunt.
    So if you see me rant and shout
    Grab my chair and tip me out!

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