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Jodie Foster and that old hag

#1
Now come on?
A beautiful woman, rich, successful, intelligent, famous.

What the f@ck is she doing with some old hag that looks like Ricky Hatton?

My Polish wife, who does not have a fantastic command of English, quoted "She may not look very pretty, but she is probably very nice on the inside". :D
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#5
Does it matter what she looks like? Ms Foster has been with her for many years, and theirs is a true and abiding love. A melding of souls and not mere fleeting lust.
How many of you have beautiful women who, when seen with you, cause people to wonder 'what does some some sexy and attractive woman see in him?'

And anyway, is her sexuality of any importance? Does it detract from her as a person? Does it make her acting any the less?
Should we not just stop being judgemental and allow them the privacy and respect they deserve?
























And, is there any film of them doing it? Can I get a copy?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#6
'ne mind all that. She is about to be attacked by a vampire emerging from that drinks machine on the left and weilding a glowing speculum. Call the police!
 
#10
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
smartascarrots said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
smartascarrots said:
Is la Jodie a flicker of the bean, then?


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I authenticate; 'you can't wah with a question, lofty' ;)
My Spidey-sense tells me the conversation's about to go:

"Since when?"

"WAH!"
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#13
Who's Jodie Foster and which one is she? Or have I missed something and a Jodie Foster is a euphamism for some deeply depraved act I have yet to experience m'lud?
 
#15
ugly said:
Who's Jodie Foster and which one is she? Or have I missed something and a Jodie Foster is a euphamism for some deeply depraved act I have yet to experience m'lud?
What a man of your years and wide experiences has never been the recipent of a Jodie Foster?

I am assuming you are human and would be the recipent, it would be funny if you had been giving them :) I mean how would you be able to type with tentacles.

Clicky for a Jodie
 
#17
Gentlemen, I have a chest infection and I am coughing like a twat.

The posts about wahs have just had me laughing and coughing so much I nearly died.

Fucking awesome, I salute you.
 

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