Jock's Wedding

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Jock's Wedding

Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night ........
Archie nods approvingly.

"Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!

"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
Two old dears met for all day breakfast in Tesco,s, sez one old dear "Hello luv, nice to see you, how are you?, did you come on the bus?.
Sez the other old dear. " I,m fine luv. Yes I did, but I made out it was an asthma attack. :oops: :p :)

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