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Jockanese not a real language, just made

philc

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Seems true Scots, the language of Burns which gets repeated at Burns night after half a bottle of Whisky to make it understandable does not exist, just all made gibber jabber by some 19 Yr old Septic.



The Scots Wikipedia entry on the Canada goose – or “Canadae guiss” – was at first honest about its provenance. A tag warned: “The ‘Scots’ that wis uised in this airticle wis written bi a body that’s mither tongue isna Scots. Please impruive this airticle gin ye can.”

But, as the author grew in confidence, so he removed the caveat, and continued on his Scots-writing spree.


Now an American teenager – who does not speak Scots, the language of Robert Burns – has been revealed as responsible for almost half of the entries on the Scots language version of Wikipedia.
 
Seems true Scots, the language of Burns which gets repeated at Burns night after half a bottle of Whisky to make it understandable does not exist, just all made gibber jabber by some 19 Yr old Septic.



The Scots Wikipedia entry on the Canada goose – or “Canadae guiss” – was at first honest about its provenance. A tag warned: “The ‘Scots’ that wis uised in this airticle wis written bi a body that’s mither tongue isna Scots. Please impruive this airticle gin ye can.”

But, as the author grew in confidence, so he removed the caveat, and continued on his Scots-writing spree.


Now an American teenager – who does not speak Scots, the language of Robert Burns – has been revealed as responsible for almost half of the entries on the Scots language version of Wikipedia.

How exactly is a 19 year old making up a language the Rabbie wrote in in the 18th Century? Do you mean Scots exists but someone is making shit up about it?
 
How exactly is a 19 year old making up a language the Rabbie wrote in in the 18th Century? Do you mean Scots exists but someone is making shit up about it?
Scotland is a giant conspiracy. It doesn't exist; it's really just North Cumbria, and all the inhabitants are actors, paid for by (and in) the Porridge industry.
 
Seems true Scots, the language of Burns which gets repeated at Burns night after half a bottle of Whisky to make it understandable does not exist, just all made gibber jabber by some 19 Yr old Septic.



The Scots Wikipedia entry on the Canada goose – or “Canadae guiss” – was at first honest about its provenance. A tag warned: “The ‘Scots’ that wis uised in this airticle wis written bi a body that’s mither tongue isna Scots. Please impruive this airticle gin ye can.”

But, as the author grew in confidence, so he removed the caveat, and continued on his Scots-writing spree.


Now an American teenager – who does not speak Scots, the language of Robert Burns – has been revealed as responsible for almost half of the entries on the Scots language version of Wikipedia.
The tartan clan conspiracy written by two English from surrey to make money.
 
Scotch fakery!? OMG!

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Welsh is the same; it's just made-up-noises.

My dog makes noises, and that's not a language either, but at least he doesn't cover me in flob when he makes them.

Dont mention Welsh, some in London are making a killing teaching liberal no brain ex taffys kids how to speak taffy, yes you on the Beeb doing the news, oh the house is so close to the Welsh Language School, we will buy it, heres 1.5 Million. Very useful.
 

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