Jobs!

#3
Start at home, research bombs and start making your own. Then once you can make them safe you can get your friends to make you bombs to practise on.

Then go to the ACIO and state with confidence that you are an expert already.

Shit windup Sunday gets earlier every week.
 
#4
That's right, folks! Shit Wind-Up Sunday has begun! Bring all your best, most hilarious sockpuppets and see if anyone actually believes a word you say!
 
#5
Start at home, research bombs and start making your own. Then once you can make them safe you can get your friends to make you bombs to practise on.

Then go to the ACIO and state with confidence that you are an expert already.

Shit windup Sunday gets earlier every week.
He was 4 minutes in, to his credit.
 
#8
Theres some good "recipies" on the interweb! They even have links to Chem stores and such. Stat there.
 
#13
The Hurt Locker is my favourite film of all time, I've watched everyday for four years now and I know you should always cut the red wire...

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#15
The Hurt Locker is my favourite film of all time, I've watched everyday for four years now and I know you should always cut the red wire...

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Aren't you the bloke who's heart is too feeble for him to be a PTI? Do you honestly think your dicky ticker will stand up to the stress of wearing one of those awesome protective suits?

Oh, also: fuck off.
 
#16
I thought it was the blue wire, run out of fingers to count properly how many times I got it wrong, still, I'll get it right soon, maybe when the wife brings home the pickled onions!
 
#17
Yeah, it used to be DON'T cut the yellow wire
 
#18
Aren't you the bloke who's heart is too feeble for him to be a PTI? Do you honestly think your dicky ticker will stand up to the stress of wearing one of those awesome protective suits?

Oh, also: fuck off.
Im joking mate haha, but fuck... How did you know about my heart?

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