***Jobs for Ex-Forces Induviduals****

#1
Hello,

Census Contracting are a specialist military recruitment provider, set up by ex military people with the aim to help others secure sustainable jobs in Civvy Street.

Please send a copy of your CV to info@censuscontracting.com and we can go to work finding you the perfect job.


We specialise in careers in Aviation, Engineering, IT, Security, Construction and Logistics.

Thanks for your time.

Tom

Census Contracting
 
#2
Just wondered if you have someone else checking the CV's over......"Induviduals"
 
#4
I think he was pointing out your dodgy speelung luv!!!
 
#5
Just wondered if you have someone else checking the CV's over......"Induviduals"
That's me sorted then. How much do you think they pay?
 
#6
I will personally review your CV and assist you with suggestions of jobs that we have. Thanks, Tom
Wanted to keep a bookmark on this thread but most importantly pick you up for your spelling of individual :)Out of interest have you a website??
 
#8
OK this threads picking up now you have hot totty like Bigbird and sluggy in tow......they will both be looking at logistics...well the shopping side.
 
#9
I thought you meant logistics as in, the low loader I use to get to work every day!!
 
#12
Tropper should be on this one like a shot.
He can amend the dictionary so that "induviduals" can be as productive as him.

I assume you have placements for somelike Tropper, who has invented everything.
 
#13
Dear Tom, pleese give me a job as your speel chucker. I am ded gud. Can I bring my dag to work and smerk in the cumpany carr?

Luv from Slug xxxx
 
#14
Mmmm... a thread with a stupid title ("ex-forces individuals"), lots of **** and a glaring spelling mistake (I never do that of course). I'll stand back and watch the chaos. Good if you believe that no publicity is bad publicity!
 
#15
uhmmmmmmm, Hook advert, CV trawl.....And some people wonder why agency's get a bad name.

So Tom, what is your weekly targets for registrations/names entered on the contact database?
 
#17
I am the director of the company (I don't have targets to hit) and we have a number of good jobs with FTSE 100 companies, yes we take a fee from the companies for our work, but this is low in comparison to standard recruitment charges and does not cost you anything as a candidate.

Thanks for your comments.

If you are interested in finding a job contact me.
 
#18
I am the director of the company (I don't have targets to hit) and we have a number of good jobs with FTSE 100 companies, yes we take a fee from the companies for our work, but this is low in comparison to standard recruitment charges and does not cost you anything as a candidate.

Thanks for your comments.

If you are interested in finding a job contact me.

PM the username "whet" he is looking for a job at the minute and would jump at the chance of work.
 
#19
I am the director of the company (I don't have targets to hit) and we have a number of good jobs with FTSE 100 companies, yes we take a fee from the companies for our work, but this is low in comparison to standard recruitment charges and does not cost you anything as a candidate.

Thanks for your comments.

If you are interested in finding a job contact me.
I wud luv a job. Can I be yur speel chucker? U didnt anser my qestion.

(Do you lot know how hard it is for me to type like that?).
 
#20
Tom, my old mucker,

Could you please square me away with a job in your company. The role I'm looking for involves shagging all the decent looking birds you employ, either in the stationery cupboard or in the bogs, I ain't fussy. I do not want to shag any fat heffers or gopping (not very attractive) women.

I would like a brew making facility no more than 2 metres away from my desk.

Huge bonuses.

A Company Car.

Internet access for recrational purposes.

Many thanks, Yours Aye

Pink_Ops
 

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