Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Nov 6, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I went to the Job centre earlier, to see if they had anything for me.

    The girl said, 'We have a few positions in data entry.'

    'Sorry,' I replied, 'but I can't use a computer.'

    'You can't use a computer? In this day and age? Are you mentally handicapped?'

    'No,' I replied, 'but it's one of my bail conditions.'
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  2. Comedy gold.