Job of the Month: Male researcher has spent 20 years measuring boobs

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    I'm pleased to know that not all academics waste their time (my bold).

    Research suggests bras do no good - Telegraph

    1) How the hell do I get a job like that?

    2) Has Mumsnet self combusted in a fit of communal fury yet?

    Wordsmith
     
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  2. In the interests of women's well being I have copied your link to my faceache page. We really need to disseminate this important message.
     
  3. 15 years and only 330 sets of bint tits?


    With efficient scheduling and a good work ethic he should have been able to grope more than that every week.

    Sent by carrier pigeon using Speckled Jim
     
  4. I've groped more than that in 15 years. I have the restraining orders to prove it.

    Phone app signatures are wank!
     
  5. I have to say that on older ladies, a good bra helps give the old saggy, empty udders a good shape under clothes. That is 'til you undo the bra and they drop down to the floor in front of you ....... :)
     
  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I do hope you did that deliberately.
     
  7. Is this what you're thinking of, d_b?
     

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  8. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Just for you Lumpy2.




    An old Italian woman decides to commit suicide, so she goes to see her doctor. She asked the doctor " where is the heart located? " The doctor tells her that it is located just below the left breast. She thanks the doctor, goes home, gets her late husbands pistol out of the cupboard, takes a deep breath and shoots her left kneecap off.







    the effects of gravity.
     

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