Job of the Month: Male researcher has spent 20 years measuring boobs

Wordsmith

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#1
I'm pleased to know that not all academics waste their time (my bold).

Research suggests bras do no good - Telegraph

Bras do nothing to help support a woman’s breasts and could even be doing damage, research has found. For years, women have been taught of the virtues of a good bra in order to make the most of their assets and defy the pull of gravity.

Now a French study has claimed that in fact breasts gain no benefit from underwear support, and that women would do better to go without.

Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon of Besançon University spent 15 years studying the anatomy of 330 women, before coming to the radical conclusion that bras are a “false necessity”.

Professor Rouillon said: “Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity.”

The study found that breasts were firmer and sagged less in the women who did not wear a bra, and such women were no more likely than others to suffer from back pain.
1) How the hell do I get a job like that?

2) Has Mumsnet self combusted in a fit of communal fury yet?

Wordsmith
 
#2
In the interests of women's well being I have copied your link to my faceache page. We really need to disseminate this important message.
 
#3
15 years and only 330 sets of bint tits?


With efficient scheduling and a good work ethic he should have been able to grope more than that every week.

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#4
15 years and only 330 sets of bint tits?


With efficient scheduling and a good work ethic he should have been able to grope more than that every week.

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I've groped more than that in 15 years. I have the restraining orders to prove it.

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#5
I have to say that on older ladies, a good bra helps give the old saggy, empty udders a good shape under clothes. That is 'til you undo the bra and they drop down to the floor in front of you ....... :)
 

phil245

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#8
Just for you Lumpy2.




An old Italian woman decides to commit suicide, so she goes to see her doctor. She asked the doctor " where is the heart located? " The doctor tells her that it is located just below the left breast. She thanks the doctor, goes home, gets her late husbands pistol out of the cupboard, takes a deep breath and shoots her left kneecap off.







the effects of gravity.
 

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