Job of the Month: Male researcher has spent 20 years measuring boobs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Wordsmith, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    I'm pleased to know that not all academics waste their time (my bold).

    Research suggests bras do no good - Telegraph

    1) How the hell do I get a job like that?

    2) Has Mumsnet self combusted in a fit of communal fury yet?

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  2. In the interests of women's well being I have copied your link to my faceache page. We really need to disseminate this important message.
  3. 15 years and only 330 sets of bint tits?

    With efficient scheduling and a good work ethic he should have been able to grope more than that every week.

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  4. I've groped more than that in 15 years. I have the restraining orders to prove it.

    Phone app signatures are wank!
  5. I have to say that on older ladies, a good bra helps give the old saggy, empty udders a good shape under clothes. That is 'til you undo the bra and they drop down to the floor in front of you ....... :)
  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I do hope you did that deliberately.
  7. Is this what you're thinking of, d_b?

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  8. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Just for you Lumpy2.

    An old Italian woman decides to commit suicide, so she goes to see her doctor. She asked the doctor " where is the heart located? " The doctor tells her that it is located just below the left breast. She thanks the doctor, goes home, gets her late husbands pistol out of the cupboard, takes a deep breath and shoots her left kneecap off.

    the effects of gravity.

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