Job interview test in Jamaica: "here's your first question" the foreman said, "without using numbers, represent the number 9?" "without numbers?" the rastaman says "oh,dat dere is easy." and proceeds to draw three trees. "whats this?" asks the foreman "you no see it mon? tree and tree and tree make 9,nuh" says the rasta "fair enough," says the foreman "here's your second question,use the same rules but this time the number is 99." the rasta stares into space for a while then picks up the picture he has just drawn an makes a smudge on each tree. "ere you go" the foreman scratches his head & says "how on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "each of da trees him dirty now! so its dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree.dat is 99." the foreman is getting angry an is worried he's going to have to hire this rasta,so he says "all right,last question.same rules again but represent the number 100." the rasta stares into space some more,then picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree,an says "ere you go mon,100" the foreman looks at the attempt."you must be nuts,if you think that represents a hundred!" the rasta leans forward an points to the marks at the base of each tree an says "a little dog come along see,& crap by each tree,so now you got dirty tree an a turd and dirty tree an a turd and dirty tree an a turd, which makes 100.....so when i start boss."