Job Application

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  1. Apologise if anyone has seen this but it was sent in to the office and it needs a wider audience.....

    Good for a laugh, website very funny.

    Florent PALOMBA





    Dear Sirs,

    This is with a lot of interest that I send you my resume in order to offer my services in the security field.

    I have received a strong vocational training in the French army, acquired exellent knowledges as a bodyguard, and worked as an Agent of Closed Protection, as well as a special security driver.

    My experience as a man with practical experience acquired into the 3 rd R.P.I.Ma (Marine airborn infantry’s Regiment) my good physical condition due to me healthy way of living (Professional boxer: discipline and rigour) and my qualities as a man of action; make me think that I have all the necessary qualities you are expecting for this position.

    In case of integrating your team, would give me the opportunity to show you the extent of my abilities. I really would like to obtain an appointment in order to discuss and explain the reasons of my application.

    I am sure that we could have mutval benefits in a closed-work collaboration and I will be delighted to explain my professional objectives.

    You can have a look to my website: Http://

    Thank you for the full attention given to my application and be sure that I am looking forward to meeting you.

    Yours faithfully
  2. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    I loved this bit...

    Clever fcuker.

    His web site doesn't half blather on, I bet he's a great laugh at parties. :roll:
  3. '...Closed watching of children...' 8O
  4. Craftiness is a weapon

    see what I made out this stick and some green string...?
  5. He even did a stint in the black and white minstrel show ....

  6. "Polyvalent and ready to act in the 3 dimensions" :? :? WTF???
  7. Ah yes, the famous Underwater Knife-Fighting Course...
  8. polyvalent, is that something to do with looking after parots ?
  9. he is a knob,

    but quite entertaining.

    could hire him as a kiddies entertainer.

    then again, perhaps not!