You need to see several doctors. An Opthalmogist and a Psychiatrist. You seem to have an Oedipus complex.I did start a GILF thread some months back. You know what happened? It got binned by a mod who said I needed to see a doctor.
No but they can have a good laugh, and get weirdos locked up.Doctors can not generally cure self-delusion.
I thought Joanne Rust would be like Joanne Guest. Sadly not.