Jo Cleary Facebook Campaigner or MILF after C0ck?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bitterandtwisted, Jan 10, 2010.

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  1. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I 'd bang it 'till the neighbours complained about the smell
     
  2. You're a pair twats. She's a good lass and I don't know why you would think she was proper dirty, but...............oh yes, not'arf. Aoooow!
     
  3. i have, and it was great
     
  4. You should be ashamed of yourself.And ,yes,I`d rip the back end of her.
     
  5. is that the same as kicking her back door in then !
     
  6. Ah, the lovely Jo. If you went through the shop back in the eighties, you might remember her father Denis, or AcSM Cleary to you 'orrible lot.
     
  7. She is, in a word, rats, which lately seems to tick all the boxes for me..well that and bovine features.
     
  8. Wash your mouth out! She has five times the EQ (essence quotient) of your recent cleft palletted conquest, and I'll bet her hoop's tastier too.
     
  9. oh,yes.!
     
  10. Well that just confirmed my suspicions of you mortar boy's !
     
  11. and she'd make a proper good scoff afterwards
     
  12. I'd bang it repeatedly with a 5 pound lump hammer, after I'd set her on fire to put out the flames, she's f**king rats.