Jo Brand

Of course you can tell me the reality of socialism.


Go ahead.
Corrupt cunts at the top - telling you that your 1 potato a week ration from unproductive nationalist industries - is better than you would get from any capitalist scum and these days pointing out every environmental disaster caused by capitalism - whilst simultaneously not acknowledging whole regions denuded of life by socialist governments** Of course should you point it out unsurprisingly they weren't proper socialists excuse is fired.

Yes as you've guessed ive no time for a socialist Utopia - Im all for socialist policies like health and welfare - but socialism itself is a religious ideology - totally intolerant of any other idea - Its got to be 100% socialist anything else and you are fascist scum in waiting.

Its fundamentally flawed because it assumes in a socialist society all are equal and share - its a wonderful idea - unfortunately it fails to take into account that some people are just cunts and these inevitably rise to the top - and once there socialism gives them control of everything - at least with a capitalist sector the Cnuts compete again,st each other .


That's the reality of socialism - human nature fecks up what is an idealists fantasy


**Socialists cannot grasp the problems ignorance and fuckwittery and so capitalism is to blame for everything

Edit to correct socialist to socialism
 
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Behind all the smiles, I suspect there is a vindictive woman. Earlier in her life she was a psychiatric nurse so she must have had some shocking experiences in her work. But when Carol Thatcher used the word Golliwog in front of her, she said she was so shocked, that she had to report it which destroyed Carol's career. Can't help feeling her dislike of Margaret Thatcher influenced her decision.
 
Behind all the smiles, I suspect there is a vindictive woman. Earlier in her life she was a psychiatric nurse so she must have had some shocking experiences in her work. But when Carol Thatcher used the word Golliwog in front of her, she said she was so shocked, that she had to report it which destroyed Carol's career. Can't help feeling her dislike of Margaret Thatcher influenced her decision.
Being a vindictive sociopath is the preferred qualifications to be a CPN.

In my experience.
 
Sounds like a case of second hand outrage like when the number of complaints about Russel Brand on Radio 2 shot up from eight to thousands after it had been in the press. I actually heard the joke on Heresy, the topic was offensive jokes, Victoria Coren told an Auschwitz joke on the show but no one seems to be bothered about it, as the bloke they had on said "offence is taken not given". As has been pointed out I've read worse and funnier on here.
 
Jo Brand is about as funny as septic haemorrhoids, can't stand the woman, and her latest comments if made by someone else would have seen them out the doors of the BBC faster than Usain Bolt with a case of the trots...
 
Not a surprise that good socialist you are - you condemn any jokes or suggestions of violence against Labour MPs because Jo Cox
Yet violence against right wing politicians you excuse - because lets face it Right wing = bad person and anything is justified
Which right-wing politicians? I don't think we've got any. Even Farage is centrist, possibly even centre-left in that he still advocates an NHS, free education and so on. The Tories are certainly centre-left.

'Far Right' and 'right-wing' are tropes used by the left to engender fear and suspicion.
 
You've never got over the rejection, have you?
Bitch she was and it was at the Chatham Stomp...she kept muttering something about hats and where are the 9 Sqn studs.
 

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Personally I like Jo Brand, and she has an intelligent bit of wit and humour about her, but she went too far with that joke. Imagine the furore on the other foot if Jeremy Corbyn had been milkshaked, and someone like Jim Davidson had piped up that it should have been acid.
 
Of course you can tell me the reality of socialism.


Go ahead.
The realities of Socialism were laid bare in the excellent TV series, Chernobyl. Not so much the dramatic bits, which were based on real events, but the closing credits of the final episode, which gave a summary of what exactly happened to the actual people caught up in that event back in 1986.
Soviet conscripts and miners sent in and used as canon fodder in the clean up - condemned to certain death by those higher up the chain.
First responder fire fighters and emergency services sent in to control a ‘minor fire’ and exposed to catastrophic and lethal levels of radiation, because the authorities were in full on denial/cover up mode.
Thousands of civilians condemned to early deaths because of the same cover up. Kangaroo Courts to protect those in authority and to throw the little people to the wolves.
There is a whole lot more evidence available, all carried out on the watch of that ‘cuddly’ friend of the West, Comrade Gorbachev.
That’s the reality of living (and dying) under true Socialism.
Anyhow, back on thread, Jo Brand advocates throwing acid over ‘nasty people’ - surely an own goal there?
 
I know my German language skills are a little a little rusty these days, but it’s just the language to sum up my feelings for Ms Brand:

Wen ich die dame fizzog geseein, mein swine sword ist kaput und ich bin pukenforth mit der carrot chunks und stinky sauce.

Der dork.


(That last bit should probably be Die dork, but that could be misconstrued and I think it best I don’t say anything she could find offensive.)
 
Personally I like Jo Brand, and she has an intelligent bit of wit and humour about her, but she went too far with that joke. Imagine the furore on the other foot if Jeremy Corbyn had been milkshaked, and someone like Jim Davidson had piped up that it should have been acid.

Have the like - I dont agree it went to far - it was a joke but the bold is exactly the point - Theres no consistency a jokes acceptable against one demographic but a heinious crime against another

Sexual violence jokes against women for example or scenes depicting such - evil ban them - hound the perpetrators from public life - destroy their careers.

Because jokes about sexual and or Domestic violence - subtly justify it to people who do it.

At the same time scenes depicting the same against men are acceptable - ( Woman cures Man flu by pouring boiling water over his balls) funniest thing ever apparently and its just a joke no ones going to do it

So which is it 'Jokes' influence or jokes are just jokes nobody takes it seriously - because right now there's a huge double standard that can only be explained by assuming all men are thick potential rapists incapable of discerning humour from consent
 

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Sounds like a case of second hand outrage like when the number of complaints about Russel Brand on Radio 2 shot up from eight to thousands after it had been in the press. I actually heard the joke on Heresy, the topic was offensive jokes, Victoria Coren told an Auschwitz joke on the show but no one seems to be bothered about it, as the bloke they had on said "offence is taken not given". As has been pointed out I've read worse and funnier on here.
" On here" is a different matter for obvious reasons!
 

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