JNCO Corrective training

#1
Anyone out there got any tricks to keep gobby little scrotes quiet in the cookhouse :?
Any thoughts tips or advice would be great
 
#3
Feed them decent scoff, so that they have their mouths full?
 
#5
StabTiffy2B said:
Feed them decent scoff, so that they have their mouths full?
Have u any idea the sh!t my guys eat ? chips and beans with everything.

"But its better than the sh1t they serve @ Blandford" was the most encouraging comment when one my lads returned from the Motherland
 
#6
UKLF_Kat said:
Anyone out there got any tricks to keep gobby little scrotes quiet in the cookhouse :?
Any thoughts tips or advice would be great
Get some swingers you bungie backed lezza.
 
#7
UKLF_Kat said:
Anyone out there got any tricks to keep gobby little scrotes quiet in the cookhouse :?
Any thoughts tips or advice would be great
tell if they do not shut up they will have to spend the night with the para's & a bucket-load of vaseline.
 
#8
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
UKLF_Kat said:
Anyone out there got any tricks to keep gobby little scrotes quiet in the cookhouse :?
Any thoughts tips or advice would be great
tell if they do not shut up they will have to spend the night with the para's & a bucket-load of vaseline.
or even worse no vaseline
 
#10
Xplosiverab said:
Or vaseline with sand in it.
is that a pesonal preference :?: :?: :?: :?:
 
#13
spike7451 said:
Show them a picture of pentwyn & tell em " If you dont f*** up,I'll send it around"
That'd scare the sh1te out of anyone!
DEAD or ALIVE.
 
#15
Okay a few ideas to keep them quiet, might not be perfect but hope it works;

Put a TV in the cook house, MTV, Simpsons, Futureama can keep the "kids" entertained and quiet.

Run a Quiz, they need to be quiet to hear you read out questions, and then the individual/ team etc to win gets a prize, like no stag/ guard house duty, lay in, run ashore etc etc. Or the loosing team gets stag, extra duties and so on, so they want to listen and win, therefore are quiet.

If they are seroiously arsing about, scary RSM type present will put them back in check.

Hope something works out and the kids behave, if not send the RSM in with the RPs and then they can resolve it as they know best.
 
#17
canteen_cowboy said:
try telling them to shut the fcuk up? if your in charge be in charge.
Either that, or explain why they cant chat while they eat their meal. If its got to the stage where their dancing on the tables or conducting gang warfare during dinner, you've probably lost some control.
 
#18
UKLF_Kat said:
Anyone out there got any tricks to keep gobby little scrotes quiet in the cookhouse :?
Any thoughts tips or advice would be great
Why does it concern you?

As a pikey civvie you should expect to be abused on a regular basis by her Maj's finest.

Fcuk off, get a wash and get the kettle on you gopping whore.
 
#19
UKLF_Kat said:
Anyone out there got any tricks to keep gobby little scrotes quiet in the cookhouse :?
Any thoughts tips or advice would be great
Stop employing civvies, tell any remaining civvy staff that the next one to speak receives compulsory hairwash and dental treatment.
 
#20
get them to pt their index fingers in their boot loops and walk round saying precious and the exercise will burn their calfs and thighs ha ha f@ckers
 
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