Jimmy Saville

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  1. What has Jimmy Saville and acne got in common ?
    They both come on girls faces when they are 14............ hows about that then ?
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  2. Pre pubescent, feminine itching ?.... Try Saville-on
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  3. 'Dear Jimmy, I'm a big fan of the violin...Could you fix it for me to spend a day with a fiddler?'..
    From Megan 12.

    Jimmy: "Jackpot".
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  4. jimmy savile's last request was that after his death his ashes were to be put in an etch-a-sketch so that kids can still fiddle with his knob!

    News flash: scores of dyslexic parents have just beaten up Jimmy Sommerville.
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  5. Whats the difference between a Greyhound & Jimmy Saville ? At least the Greyhound would wait for the Hare to appear......."
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  6. JJB Sports are selling iconic gold replica Jimmy Savile tracksuits: they come with an adult sized top but you have to squeeze in to children's bottoms.
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  7. The BBC News channel has just displayed images of three of the women who've claimed to have been tinkered with by Sir Jimmy Savile in his dressing room. They showed a current picture of each woman and a picture taken of each of them in the '70s: the caption read - Now then, now then, now then.....
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  8. Susan Boyle has now made a complaint to police.

    She states ..... I was locked in a room with Jimmy Saville and he never touched me
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  9. Derek Acorah has been receiving messages from people JS fingered in the morgue.
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  10. That was only because she was about 40 years too old for him.

    Mind you, after her appearance on TV suicide bombings took a marked downturn, the fanatics had found what a virgin looked like!!
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  11. What's brown, stinks, is six inches long and you wouldn't want to find in your kids bedroom?

    Jimmy Saviles cigar

    What have Jimmy Saville, Margaret Thatcher and Arthur Scargill got in common?They all shafted minors during the 80's!

    As i walked into my 13year olds bedroom i tripped on an 8 inch long brown object with a wet end. Shocked and disgusted i confronted her when she got home from school. What do you call that? I asked. Ashamed she replied sorry dad it's my vibrator. Thank fuck for that i said. I thought it was jimmy savilles cigar!
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  12. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    It's nearly Halloween, and i need an outfit to scare the kids with - anyone got a red tracksuit blonde wig, jewellery and a cigar i can borrow ?
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  13. Nobody has pointed the finger at Rod Hull yet,

    I saw him on the BBC repeatedly fisting a young bird throughout the 1980's.
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  14. Now then, now then, now then...McDonalds have just announced their latest burger....The McSavile Sandwich - 84 year old meat between 13 year old baps!!!

  15. saville.jpg
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