Jimmy Savile Dead

#1
Jimmy Savile has just popped his clogs.

Just been announced on Sky News.

Has anyone on here ever write him a 'Dear Jim' Letter? Fess up you old bastards; what did you ask for? :)
 

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#5
Owz about that then.

Wonder if they'll send him off with some Show wadddyy wadddy

(Of course the two youngsters I work with have just gave a loud whoooooo)

I remember some pad rat driving one of his dads units Stollys
 
#7
Did you hear the new Jimmy Savile "Space and Time Relativity Theorem"?

"Now then... Now then... Now then".

I know but the local Sports Direct will be devastated.

Always wanted a armchair like he had that served whiskey and cigars. Never get away with that on TV these days never mind Kids programs.
 
#9
RIP Sir Jimmy.

The man did a phenomenal amount for charity and I'm sure he will be missed.

Edited to add as this is the NAAFI: fanny, tits and wank...

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#10
I knew Jimmy Savile back in the very early sixties,he had a flat on Upper Camp St in Salford,he stayed there when doing TOTP in Manchester.When he wasn't at his flat he let all the teenage runaways (girls only) stay,what a flat that was,,however as some of the girls were under age he had a bit of a reputation that was never deserved,but the drugs were good......
 
#12
Tragic.

Actually once witnessed an oppo use a Jimmy Saville chatup line:

In his best Jimmy Saville voice: "Jim Has Fixed It For ME, To do...You...Up...The....Arse....."


Euereureureruerierrrrrrrr
 
#13
When I was 9 or 10 I asked Jim for a flight in a Lancaster Bomber.

I would still love to fulfil that same ambition, however, now I am older and more mature, I would like it to be fully armed and I would use it to firebomb Brussels.
 
#19
Daft twat....when he did his first John O'Groats - Lands End walk he got to Redruth which left him with about 26 miles to go. He was in his hotel and my old fella who was an officer of the law had to brief him on the route through town the next day. Sir Jim greeted Police Sgt Trelawney SNR who was in his Devon and Cornwall Police uniform with a "Now then then Doctor.....about these blisters". It has been said that my old fellas reply went something like "Now any trouble from you pal and your new fucking hotel will not be quite as nice and one thing is for sure there will be no room service"

Sir Jim gave him a couple of cigars, autographed his note book and was last seen with a couple of under age girls.......although thats allowed in Cornwall!

Funny thing shortly after, the old fella was also involved in escorting Jimmy's favourite band Show waddddyyy waddddyyy in and out of the old Regal cinema in Redruth.
 
#20
I knew Jimmy Savile back in the very early sixties,he had a flat on Upper Camp St in Salford,he stayed there when doing TOTP in Manchester.When he wasn't at his flat he let all the teenage runaways (girls only) stay,what a flat that was,,however as some of the girls were under age he had a bit of a reputation that was never deserved,but the drugs were good......
Around that area the " Teenage Runaways" weren't that. Then again you couldn't find a virgin in that area unless it could walk under the table without banging it's head.
 

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