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Jimmy Savelle the polices answer to the Atlantic conveyor

#1
Just seen in a few rags claims that Sir Jimmy helped saint Peter of Sutcliffe off a hoor or two. So will plod be clearing up unsolved sex pest crimes and blaming it on him pretty much like the conveyor going down or the great fire of Donnington. Daily sport claiming he was into a bit of corpse shagging as well due to his access to mortury keys

Jimmy Savile was today astonishingly linked to the Yorkshire Ripper's killings, after it was revealed the third victim Irene Richardson was murdered yards from his home in Leeds.
Savile was a regular visitor to Broadmoor psychiatric hospital and befriended Peter Sutcliffe, now 66, after he was moved there.
Britain’s top expert on serial killers said police should probe whether the pair developed a friendship before Sutcliffe was caught – and the family of the Ripper's first victim have joined calls for officers to question Savile.
Former prison officer Professor David Wilson of Birmingham City University told the Sun: ‘At first sight the suggestion that Savile might be connected with the crimes committed by Sutcliffe will seem farfetched.
‘Yet predatory paedophiles and serial killers are the awful products of common forces which, in their case, were allowed to develop unchecked.'
Richard McCann, 42, son of the Ripper’s first victim Wilma McCann, added that if an expert has called for a probe into Sutcliffe’s relationship with Savile, then it should happen.

Read more: Jimmy Savile demanded six young girls to stay with him in a tent in return for charity appearance | Mail Online
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#2
Just seen in a few rags claims that Sir Jimmy helped saint Peter of Sutcliffe off a hoor or two. So will plod be clearing up unsolved sex pest crimes and blaming it on him pretty much like the conveyor going down or the great fire of Donnington. Daily sport claiming he was into a bit of corpse shagging as well due to his access to mortury keys

Jimmy Savile was today astonishingly linked to the Yorkshire Ripper's killings, after it was revealed the third victim Irene Richardson was murdered yards from his home in Leeds.
Savile was a regular visitor to Broadmoor psychiatric hospital and befriended Peter Sutcliffe, now 66, after he was moved there.
Britain’s top expert on serial killers said police should probe whether the pair developed a friendship before Sutcliffe was caught – and the family of the Ripper's first victim have joined calls for officers to question Savile.
Former prison officer Professor David Wilson of Birmingham City University told the Sun: ‘At first sight the suggestion that Savile might be connected with the crimes committed by Sutcliffe will seem farfetched.
‘Yet predatory paedophiles and serial killers are the awful products of common forces which, in their case, were allowed to develop unchecked.'
Richard McCann, 42, son of the Ripper’s first victim Wilma McCann, added that if an expert has called for a probe into Sutcliffe’s relationship with Savile, then it should happen.

Read more: Jimmy Savile demanded six young girls to stay with him in a tent in return for charity appearance | Mail Online
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Everything went down on him?
 
#4
Just seen in a few rags claims that Sir Jimmy helped saint Peter of Sutcliffe off a hoor or two. So will plod be clearing up unsolved sex pest crimes and blaming it on him pretty much like the conveyor going down or the great fire of Donnington. Daily sport claiming he was into a bit of corpse shagging as well due to his access to mortury keys

Jimmy Savile was today astonishingly linked to the Yorkshire Ripper's killings, after it was revealed the third victim Irene Richardson was murdered yards from his home in Leeds.
Savile was a regular visitor to Broadmoor psychiatric hospital and befriended Peter Sutcliffe, now 66, after he was moved there.
Britain’s top expert on serial killers said police should probe whether the pair developed a friendship before Sutcliffe was caught – and the family of the Ripper's first victim have joined calls for officers to question Savile.
Former prison officer Professor David Wilson of Birmingham City University told the Sun: ‘At first sight the suggestion that Savile might be connected with the crimes committed by Sutcliffe will seem farfetched.
‘Yet predatory paedophiles and serial killers are the awful products of common forces which, in their case, were allowed to develop unchecked.'
Richard McCann, 42, son of the Ripper’s first victim Wilma McCann, added that if an expert has called for a probe into Sutcliffe’s relationship with Savile, then it should happen.

Read more: Jimmy Savile demanded six young girls to stay with him in a tent in return for charity appearance | Mail Online
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From the same paper that found a bus on the moon...
 

LancePrivateJones

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
I reckon that the ghost of Savile should be questioned about the mysterious disappearance of Markintime's huge telly at Ash Vale back in the 1970's. This was the conundrum that SIB couldn't solve in spite of their obvious expertise.

Broadmoor is quite close and it was definitely nothing to do with the Ash Vale Pikeys.
 
#7
I reckon that the ghost of Savile should be questioned about the mysterious disappearance of Markintime's huge telly at Ash Vale back in the 1970's. This was the conundrum that SIB couldn't solve in spite of their obvious expertise.

Broadmoor is quite close and it was definitely nothing to do with the Ash Vale Pikeys.
If it ended up at Broadmoor it's probably still waiting to be PAT tested.
 
#8
I reckon that the ghost of Savile should be questioned about the mysterious disappearance of Markintime's huge telly at Ash Vale back in the 1970's. This was the conundrum that SIB couldn't solve in spite of their obvious expertise.

Broadmoor is quite close and it was definitely nothing to do with the Ash Vale Pikeys.
'kinhell' ..Not his 21"..bet he was 'gutted'..!!
 
#10
Just seen in a few rags claims that Sir Jimmy helped saint Peter of Sutcliffe off a hoor or two. So will plod be clearing up unsolved sex pest crimes and blaming it on him pretty much like the conveyor going down or the great fire of Donnington. Daily sport claiming he was into a bit of corpse shagging as well due to his access to mortury keys

Jimmy Savile was today astonishingly linked to the Yorkshire Ripper's killings, after it was revealed the third victim Irene Richardson was murdered yards from his home in Leeds.
Savile was a regular visitor to Broadmoor psychiatric hospital and befriended Peter Sutcliffe, now 66, after he was moved there.
Britain’s top expert on serial killers said police should probe whether the pair developed a friendship before Sutcliffe was caught – and the family of the Ripper's first victim have joined calls for officers to question Savile.
Former prison officer Professor David Wilson of Birmingham City University told the Sun: ‘At first sight the suggestion that Savile might be connected with the crimes committed by Sutcliffe will seem farfetched.
‘Yet predatory paedophiles and serial killers are the awful products of common forces which, in their case, were allowed to develop unchecked.'
Richard McCann, 42, son of the Ripper’s first victim Wilma McCann, added that if an expert has called for a probe into Sutcliffe’s relationship with Savile, then it should happen.

Read more: Jimmy Savile demanded six young girls to stay with him in a tent in return for charity appearance | Mail Online
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Right, get the cunt dug up and see what he has to say for himself. An inference may be drawn from any silence after caution though... I'll bet he says nothing.
 
#16
"and the family of the Ripper's first victim have joined calls for officers to question Savile"


Someone get a medium and we'll get this seance on the road.
If the medium is smiling, I'll swing for her, I like to try and strike a happy medium.

Shroud and a hearse for one please.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
Right you bastard, you now owe me 1x wife for the use of as you, have just killed off the current now late Mrs Stilts, due to the fact she has just laughed her tits off!!!!!

STILTS
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best be quick while she is still warm then, later on when she's cooled off a bit you can do her 'jimmy style' :)
 
#18
The police will be majorly pissed off if they find out Jimmy shouted awooga before going nuts deep in bald clam. As we all know once shouted its no longer sexual assault.
 

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