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Jimmy and Jamie. What a pair of cunts.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by westendboy, Dec 14, 2012.

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  1. Saw these two idiots who I detest last night trying to re-invent the great British banger and take on the great German bratty.

    It was so full of inuendo that it made me cringe. They might as well have been sucking each other off.

    Fucking twats.

    And then at the end when they beat the bratty I just lost it and smashed my telly to pieces.
  2. Good. I hope you bleed to death.

    I thought they were quite amusing actually.
  3. Liar liar pants on fire.
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  4. Which one do you fancy the most?

  5. There, say what you mean
  6. Merry Christmas.
  7. I thought it was quite funny, especially the schoolboy German, he could only remember phrases from German porn.
  8. Did he say "Ja, Ja, mit der klinker?"

    I hope he did. If not, i'm going to smash my telly to fucking bits too.
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  9. Jimmy who?
  10. With the mention of sausages and porn, i'm going with Savile.
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  11. No charge our kid. :)
  12. Fookin' Champion.