Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by grey_mafia, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two gay guys were experiencing a lull in theiir sex life, the active one kept crying off when it came time to do the business.
    The passive one consulted his mates and they asked what were the interests of his partner. He replied Sport particularly boxing.
    They suggested tha he get a picture of two well known boxers tattooed on the cheeks of his arse and see if that turned his partner on.
    So he did and had Frank Bruno on one cheek and Mohamed Ali on the other one.
    At bedtime the passive on stripped and lay on his stomach. Nothing happened so he said
    " Dont you fancy sex now?"
    The other one replied
    No way am I getting in the ring with those two