A vicar was in a train compartment on his way to Birmingham. The carriage door opens and in get three lovely young women. Being a social man the vicar started a conversation and passed round a box of chciolates. He continued talking with them and passed the chocolates around again. He asked the women what their jobs were and one replied " we are show girls and we are in a panrtomime ". The vicar asked which pantomime it was and was told "Dicxk Whittington " He asked " Which one takes Dick ?" They re[lid "WE all do but not for two bloody chocolates"