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A vicar was in a train compartment on his way to Birmingham.
The carriage door opens and in get three lovely young women.
Being a social man the vicar started a conversation and passed round a box of chciolates.
He continued talking with them and passed the chocolates around again.
He asked the women what their jobs were and one replied
" we are show girls and we are in a panrtomime ".
The vicar asked which pantomime it was and was told "Dicxk Whittington "
He asked " Which one takes Dick ?"
They re[lid "WE all do but not for two bloody chocolates"

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