Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by jimben, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A vicar was in a train compartment on his way to Birmingham.
    The carriage door opens and in get three lovely young women.
    Being a social man the vicar started a conversation and passed round a box of chciolates.
    He continued talking with them and passed the chocolates around again.
    He asked the women what their jobs were and one replied
    " we are show girls and we are in a panrtomime ".
    The vicar asked which pantomime it was and was told "Dicxk Whittington "
    He asked " Which one takes Dick ?"
    They re[lid "WE all do but not for two bloody chocolates"