Jilted Tony

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by brettarider, Sep 15, 2006.

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  1. I've been going out with a party
    Her name is labour
    But last night she said to me
    when we were at a confrence
    (this is what she said)
    She said listen tony I love you
    But there's this bloke I fancy
    I dont want to two time you
    So its the end for you and me
    Who's this bloke I asked her
    Goooooordon, she replied
    Not THAT poof, I said dismayed
    yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be

    Here we go, two three four

    I was so upset that I cried all the way to cheries book tour
    When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
    And guess who was with him
    Yeah, cherie, and they were both laughing at me
    oh, she is cruel and heartless
    to pack me for Gordon
    Just cos he's not started a war
    just cos he's gonna tax the people
    but I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
    Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron

    Here we go, two three four

    she's a slut, and he's a creep
    she's a tart, he's very cheap...
  2. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

  3. Kin excellent - takes me back as well....lets get a recording done
  4. fceking Arras! :D