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Jilted Tony

I've been going out with a party
Her name is labour
But last night she said to me
when we were at a confrence
(this is what she said)
She said listen tony I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
Goooooordon, she replied
Not THAT poof, I said dismayed
yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried all the way to cheries book tour
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah, cherie, and they were both laughing at me
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Gordon
Just cos he's not started a war
just cos he's gonna tax the people
but I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron

Here we go, two three four

she's a slut, and he's a creep
she's a tart, he's very cheap...
Kin excellent - takes me back as well....lets get a recording done
fceking Arras! :D

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