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Jigsaw puzzle for Blondes.

A blonde rang her boyfriend and says. "I've got this Jigsaw puzzle and it's got so many pieces that I don't know where to start. He asks her what the picture on the box is. She tells him that it's a Cockerel. "Hang on, I'd better come over." He gets there and takes a look. He takes her hand and sits her down and says. "Just relax and I'll make you a nice cup of tea." Then sighed deeply and added gently..

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"Then we'll put the cornflakes back in the box."

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