Ji-Sung Park

#1
Ji-Sung Park has taken great offence at the video of Mary Bale placing a cat in a wheelie bin.

"It is a disgrace to throw away such good food," he said.
 
#2
you dont give up do you?

Ravers will be along in a moment with the tumble weed.............
 

Mr_Fingerz

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#3
Very late.

Very Racist.

Very Not Funny.






FAIL
 
#4
you dont give up do you?

Ravers will be along in a moment with the tumble weed.............
No I won't give up if we didn't try to be funny we would be like the Germans and this would be the sort of humour you would be looking at:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it is far more efficient in both time and money to change it yourself. Failing that, ask a relative or neighbour to change it for you.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger.

How do you drown a blonde?
Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
"Would you like an ice pack?"

Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work?
He was weird.

A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn't affect acceleration due to gravity.
 
#5
step away from the keyboard and put the bottle back in the cabinet
 
#9
Apocalips - failed cosmetic surgery.
 
#11
Why are you drinking Jeyes Disinfectant?
Windowlene, followed by Cillit Bang chasers is the way forward.
Drink it down, exhale and light a match.

'Bang! and the head is gone'
 
#12
I know dog is considered a delicacy in Korea, but cat?
after the first korean cook book(16 Ways To Wok Your Dog) was published in UK , the outcry was so great , that publishers withdrew the release of the dition of 10 ways to Stirfry Your Cat!!!
 
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