Jewish mother’s mathematics

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by shagnasty, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon !
    All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of 50 pence when it used to be the size of 5 pence.”

    Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a thousand pounds a week allowance, you take 6 holidays a year and you want to throw all that away for 45 pence!!!!
     
  2. very good