Jewish Lottery Winner

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  1. Old Yossi Cohen, a 90 year old jewish chap is overjoyed to find he's won £19million on a double roll over week on the lottery.
    On being invited down to London, he is delighted to learn he will be presented with his winner's cheque by none other than Noel Edmonds.
    At the ceremony, live on BBC1, Noel asks if Yossi would like to say a few words.
    "Of course" says old Yossi, "firstly I'd like to thank my family for their love and care as I enter the final years of my life. Secondly I'd like to thank the Rabbi, whose support throughout my life, especially on my return from Bergen Belsen, all those years ago has been unstinting. Thirdly, I'd like to thank Mr Patel in the corner shop, who persuaded me to spend the pound change I was due on the lottery ticket which brought me this win, and lastly, but most importantly, I'd like to thank Adolf Hitler".
    "Adolf Hitler??" Noel asks incredulously, "A wicked tyrant who annhialated 6million of your brethren, what in hells name have you to thank him for??"
    Undoing his cufflinks, Yossi bares his wrists and shows them to Noel.
    "well" he says, "Without these numbers......" :twisted:
     
  2. Nice joke.