Schwartz, Cohen, Ginsburg & Langenscheidt, four Jewish friends, decide they want to go into business together. Schwartz says, "OK ... I'll invest Â£100,000." Cohen says that he'll put in Â£200,000. Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in Â£150,000." Langenscheidt says, "I'll put in Â£600." Cohen says, "If I'm putting in Â£200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation, Ginsburg, for your Â£150,000, you can be Vice President, Schwartz, for your Â£100,000, you will be CFO and Langensheidt can be the Sexual Adviser." Puzzled, Langenscheidt asks, "What is a Sexual Adviser?" Cohen replies, "When we want your f**king advice, we'll ask for it"