Jet skis the mini motos of the sea

Discussion in 'Sports, Adventure Training and Events' started by brighton hippy, Jul 2, 2006.

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  1. are there any such thing as a responsible user of one of these things :x
    beach paddaling with daughter bouys set out approx 500m from shore marking safe swimming area
    tosser comes barrelling in towards shore to show off his twat machine
    then zooms off
    ony good silly sods not got a bouancy aid so if he falls off the shock of hitting the channel he will probably drown :twisted:
  2. hope the cnut drowns the tit
  3. No probably not. They are pretty pointless machines (but oh what fun for the first 5 minutes until you get bored and either let someone else have a go or start acting like a TW>T).
  4. They're banned from using the slipway to launch at my local harbour. I've been on them a couple of times on holiday and found myself a target for clowns in hired speedboats not looking where they're going.
  5. Chavs on water???