Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus was walking around Heaven one day and sees an old man sitting crying, Jesus walked over to him and says " My son, this is heaven, everything is here to make you happy, Why are you sad?". The old man says " On earth I was a carpenter and I lost my only son at a young age and I hoped that I might meet him up here in Heaven" Jesus looked at him with tears running down his face and says "Father" The old man looked at Jesus and says " Pinnochio"?