Jesus knows you are here

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by beufighter, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice whispered in the dark ...

    'Pssssst! Jesus knows you're here.'

    He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.

    When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

    Just as he pulled the DVD out so he could disconnect the cables, clear as a bell he heard

    'Pssssst, Jesus is watching you.'

    Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

    Finally, in the corner of the room, his torch beam came to rest on a parrot.

    'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

    'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

    The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

    'Moses,' replied the bird.

    'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

    'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
     
  2. Brought right upto date with DVD instead of beta-max :lol: