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Former IT Specialist Claims To Be Jesus Reborn it must be true !!
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
If he can miracle up a lifetimes supply of Bundaberg for Goatrutar and Calvados for me, then I'll believe, Oh Hallelujah I'll believe!!
Just heard this tit on the radio, made me laugh.
Apparently he has a perfect memory of the last 2000 odd years and was chatting away about resurrecting his 'friend' Lazarus.
A fair few chips short of a happy meal.
That explains the miracle at Galilee. Jesus wasn't walking on water....he was surfing!
He can't possibly be. Fosters proves Aussies are only good for turning wine into water.
Maybe he could turn fosters into beer
Even God can't do that.
Well if your going to walt it up for the ladies...
Jesus an Aussie? Bollocks - how are they going to find 3 wise men and a virgin*? Never happen.
*I suppose there's always Goatrutar or MarkTC...
Or a smart bloke who has found a way to fleece gullible people?
Blessed are the Cheesemakers
He's certainly got the nose for it. Where does he come from, nose city?
It explains the Kangaroo at the last supper
Pope and Michaelangelo - YouTube
I'll wager his 'Religeous Movement' advocates huge financial donations and not to bound by sterotypical partnerships and free love, espcially amongst the barely pubescent flock
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