Jesus is an Aussie !!

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  1. He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
     
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  2. If he can miracle up a lifetimes supply of Bundaberg for Goatrutar and Calvados for me, then I'll believe, Oh Hallelujah I'll believe!!
     
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  3. Just heard this tit on the radio, made me laugh.

    Apparently he has a perfect memory of the last 2000 odd years and was chatting away about resurrecting his 'friend' Lazarus.

    A fair few chips short of a happy meal.
     
  4. That explains the miracle at Galilee. Jesus wasn't walking on water....he was surfing!
     
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  5. He can't possibly be. Fosters proves Aussies are only good for turning wine into water.
     
  6. Maybe he could turn fosters into beer
     
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  7. Even God can't do that.
     
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  8. Well if your going to walt it up for the ladies...
     
  9. Jesus an Aussie? Bollocks - how are they going to find 3 wise men and a virgin*? Never happen.

    *I suppose there's always Goatrutar or MarkTC...
     
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  10. Or a smart bloke who has found a way to fleece gullible people?
     
  11. Blessed are the Cheesemakers
     
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  12. I'll wager his 'Religeous Movement' advocates huge financial donations and not to bound by sterotypical partnerships and free love, espcially amongst the barely pubescent flock