Jesus Christmas is over , and a new year upon on us?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pararegtom, Jan 10, 2010.

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  1. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    You know, we all think Christmas is special in many ways, gifts for loved one,s and Jesus, well it,s his birthday now there,s a thing Jesus. What if he came back today, what do you think he would be impressed with in this new muliti cultured world.
    I think he would like Crocs, no more nails and starbucks. any more?
  2. Good night out?
  3. I think he would be very happy with the advancement in high tech footwear and the use of gortex in shoes/boots. Sandals would be a right cunt in this weather.
  4. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    If he came back today he would either be Sectioned or banged up under the Terrorism Act 2000!
  5. That's what I like about religion, because it's got a bit of history it's religion.

    Start one today and it's weirdy cult.

    How do you break in to starting a new religion? I am the Messiah.
  6. OK I'll say it

    You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy ....

  7. See you're not taking my new religion seriously !
  8. It would make crucifiction less painful for him :roll:
  9. Get a cheesemaker on board, and you're all set!
  10. Set some guidelines, you know, Commandments:

    Thou shalt not steal my last beer out of the fridge...
  11. Thou shalt not colour-coordinate.
    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's shed.
    Thou shalt not get caught rooting the RSM's harlot daughter.
    Thou shalt not ND, except where it counts.
  12. Religions are nearly ALWAYS seen as wierdy cults when started...

    Look at the persecution of both Christians and Muslims when they set off down the rocky road of existance.

    The first Crusades allowed by the Pope were in Europe, to wipe out people who had the gaul to view Jesus as anything other than how the Catholics viewed him. Then there was the Black Madonnas and sects who viewed St Peter as higher up than Jesus.

    Even in Britains hallowed ground we had religious nut jobs burning each other over Catholicism and Protestantism, and that only came about so Henry VIII to get rid of his (then) current wife.

    One can just imagine the Romans, Celts and Saxons first meeting Christians.
  13. Would he come from France :?:
  14. I think he'd play rugby, just like all the other God-like men.
  15. With all the fast food outlets we have now, he would have an easier time organising his last supper. And with 2 for 1 drinks promos I reckon he'd lose a few disciples on the way home.....

    'I don't care if you ARE a fisher of men, you're fucking nicked section 5 public order......'