Jesus army

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by thestoat, Nov 22, 2009.

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  1. Has anyone heard of the Jesus army, I think they are great
     
  2. My pillow has mumps.
     
  3. I'm sorry to hear that, mine is mostly covered in dribble



    Edited because I dribbled
     
  4. Eeey. Used t'dream of pillows...
     
  5. [​IMG]

    This is a mince pie. Just felt like posting a quick picture, it'll be Christmas in a month's time.
     
  6. OK, OK I Have seen the fecking light! Now send me some chicks. Cnut.
     
  7. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    My pillow is fine

    The bedsheet has more skidmarks than Ark Royal's deck though.
     
  8. FZAAAAAP! Ow. Not fcking ducks tawt!! Gurls!!! n Beer!!!
     
  9. My hovercraft is full of eels.
     
  10. I like hymns, "Onward Christian soldiers", is one of my favourites. Am I in the Heysoos Army?
     
  11. As bad a hedge full of owls.
     
  12. I prefer hers, "Badly stuffed kebab" is my favourite.
     
  13. Who shall help the widow's son?
     
  14. A lot of these Chrsitian chicks...and Muslim chicks too ( musn`t be ..er ..biased now..) just lurvvve white socks.
    How many Arrseres have shreds of white sock in their teeth. Or is this the wrong ...thread. Ta Daaah! Sorry. Taxi.