Jessica Ennis Attractive?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bokkatankie, Jan 6, 2012.

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  1. I'm with you Jessica. I mean, not literally, thank fuck!
  2. I would,,on a dark night,,,,,so she couldn't see my pathetic old mans bod...........
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  3. BOAB.
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  4. I think she's lovely. I'd smash her anyway.

    Not that that counts for much.
  5. She's better looking than most, I would even if you fogies wouldn't fnarrrrr
  6. Sorta.
  7. that photo doesn't do her justice
  8. I'd smash her. But after thinking about some of the birds iv smashed in the past, she is a vast improvement. A wise man once told me "he who fussy get no pussy".
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  9. Damn right, use & abuse in everyway possible as it would be a crime not you..
  10. Do you have better ones?
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  11. Thought she was gay

  12. Surely a potential bonus?
  13. Like the used car salesman's 'Sally Gunnell' - "not much to look at but a fcuking good runner"
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  14. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer



    Silly a heartbeat :thumright:
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