Jessica Ennis and tampax adverts

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by mercurydancer, Aug 30, 2012.

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  1. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    I saw an advertisement for tampax (other cludgie plugs are available) and it appeared to show Jessica Ennis.

    For the love of God tell me it isnt her so that I wont wake up screaming after disturbed dreams involving extremely sexy Olympic athletes and feminine hygiene products.

    If it is her, I will need a fast laundry service, an competent optician, muscle rub and a review by a urologist. Together with lubrication creams, and a couple of days off sick.
  2. I dont mind if it is her, just so long as there is graphic footage of insertion.
  3. ... and extraction?
  4. If its the advert with the high jump then no, that is someone who used to be in hollyoaks. However it is of course possible jennis still stars in another ad for them!
  5. High performance female athlete, sex kitten, porno queen or ropey old bit of scabby NAAFI closing time scutter, up on blocks they are all just fucking evil!
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  6. I saw that too. A remarkable resemblence.

    Can`t wait for the fake pics to appear.
  7. Cernunnos - you speak the truth. Still, Jennis and a jam rag do give one food for 'thought'
  8. [​IMG]christina baily[​IMG]jessica ennis

    I cannot see any likeness?