Jerry Falwell falls well

Discussion in 'Multinational HQ' started by crabtastic, May 15, 2007.

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  1. Ahhhhh. One less nutcase to fuck things up for the rest of us. Personally, I'm happier than a bastard on Father's Day.

    Cunt. I can almost hear Satan spreading KY along the length of a baseball bat. :D
     
  2. Don't worry chums; Falwell built a rather large university to produce clones of himself in perpetuity.

    As dirty stinking sinner, with the morals of a hungry sewer rat, I can't say I liked the man. But I do think of him as the equal and exact opposite of the liberals presently weakening the west.
     
  3. So the old b'stard has finally shuffled off? Great news!

    I can picture the scene, Falwell approaches the gates to his destination:

    Falwell: Well, here I am St. Peter. Where do I get my wings?

    Doorkeeper: Ah, Mr. Falwell. We've been expecting y.. Wings?

    F: Yes, when you get to Heaven, you're issued wings!

    D: Heaven?... Err, umm, yeah, Heaven, right. Just come with me, I'll take you where you need to go. Mwahahahaha!

    F: Gee, ta. Bit hotter than I expected. When do I meet God?

    D: Erm, He's a bit busy, just now - we've, er, had some problems with the, eh, central heating see. Yes. Global Warming, that's it.

    F: Oh. I though that was just some Evolutionist nonsense. Hey, is that a pitchfork or a trident?

    D: Pitchfork. No dallying, now, chop-chop can't keep the boss waiting, can we. Mind your footing just there, those Good Intentions can be a bit slippy.