Jeeves get the shot gun... (NSFW)

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by re-stilly, Oct 11, 2010.

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  1. I've spotted the bastard and this time it ain't getting away.

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  2. That is a fragrant young lass known as "Andrea" - as far as I can gather, she is very much an amateur, only poses for her hubby and doesn`t do action shots! If, instead of shooting it, you would like to start a menagerie, I can pass on about 21 MB resp. 47 Piccies to you. By the way, she looks a lot better in webbing!
     
  3. Guess her muff strikes again!!!
     
  4. I'd give her one
     
  5. Got a few Mach 3 blades in my wash bag, sorted.
     
  6. I'd smash into that!
     
  7. Go on I'll have a guess. It's furry butterfly isn't it?
    Amazing how she got it to perch right on her axe wound.
     
  8. You are Welsh, we all know you prefer fanny that is of the furry (or woollie) variety.
     
  9. Get amongst it!!
     
  10. If it smells of lanoline I'd do a 5 stretch!;-)
     
  11. thats a rite proper '' judith''
     
  12. Ye canny beat a full baccy pouch...
     
  13. Yes, please.

    Take it she is yank from the power socket barely hidden by the mattress.
     
  14. Power socket? Mattress? Didn't see either...I will go and have another look.......................



    Nope, nothing but muff
     
  15. Think I saw her .... or someone very much like her when out shopping today with Mrs B_R . We were in a large Store when we heard shouts and cries then a young lady in the buff swept past us waving her arms in the air , paraded around the Store only in her high heels and swept out into the street pursued by a Security Guard on his radio saying " ..... there is a nutter in the store .... " . She certainly brightened up a rather dull day .