Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rabid Chihuahua, May 14, 2011.

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  1. Is it wrong that it takes me 7 seconds to bang one out when I fantasize about being tag teamed by Jedward? Discuss.
  2. Yes. They both look like cunts!
  3. I know blonde twins are every bloke's fantasy, but....
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    there isnt a death too painful for this pair of dismal cunts.
  5. Guantanimo Bay would just be a warm up for what those 2 deserve for the plague they have inflicted on this world ;)
  6. No, you're just a fucking freak!
  7. Do you think that if you bumped one of the cunts off, the other would die of sympathy pains/loneliness? It would make for a good experiment.
  8. As if Ireland doesn't have enough problems....
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  9. If you watched such shite I'm afraid it's euthanasia time.
  10. They looked like two demented fucking strawberries on LSD ( 'scuse the language )

    and NO I wouldn't.!!
  11. I'd like to force a patato up the arse of one, nothing sexual just i fucking hate them and think it'd hurt
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  12. I fucking hate them sooooooo fucking much it hurts.
  13. I'm obviously doing something wrong. This pair of twats are now supposedly multi-millionaires. Now Mrs WT often (quite wrongly) calls me a twat yet not a fucking penny????

    I'd like to entwine their rediculous fucking haircuts together then pull the pair of cunts apart with a couple of tractors and reverse back over the whineing mongs as they squirm in the dirt.
  14. I was vaguely aware of them on a screen in my local pub. But thankfully the sound had been turned down and I was in any case half way through a bottle of Grouse. From the little I saw, they certainly looked like pair of gusset drippings.
  15. I love Jedward more than words can say.